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"Falzon’s irreverent, mocking tone, beside being funny and entertaining (if not for the easily offended), ultimately reflects a much-needed moral outrage and confronts Biblical apologists with the question of how a text can contain so much that is morally reprehensible and still be considered sacred." -- The Front Page Online

Accuracy Challenge

I certainly wouldn't want to be accused of writing a Bible that isn't technically accurate! Such an action would, of course, be totally immoral. So this page is for all of you who wish to pore through Being Gay is Disgusting with a more traditional Bible handy, to check if I got the paraphrasing right. If, at any time, you discover that I have wrongly described the events of any chapter, fill in this form and I will consider your corrections for the second edition of the book.

After all, if the King James can be re-released as the New King James, and the New International Version can be re-released as Today's New International Version, then I would be delinquent in my role as a newly arrived, world spiritual leader if I were not prepared to correct any errors I make in the Good Book, and I apologise in advance for any and all such errors.

...Come to that, I also apologise for my position of neutrality regarding the German invasion of Poland and for forcing Jesus to die on account of all the sinful deeds I personally committed in the 4,000 years leading up to his arrival on Earth 2,000 years ago. And just in case I 'choose' to become gay in the future, or if, alternatively, I realise in the future that I had always been gay in the future-past, I apologise and repent for that now, too. You know, just to save time.


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+1 # gustavolk-swagen 2011-02-10 10:49
This is absolutely hilarious. I love every bit. Will purchase.
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Edward Falzon is a critically acclaimed author with almost one Pulitzer Prize. A semi-committed writer, he is adored by more than half of his family.

Edward completed his 20-city book-tour of North America in September 2012. Make contact to complain if he didn't visit you.

He's pro-gay, pro-abortion, anti-death-penalty, anti-religion and pro-just-be-nice-to-each-other-for-christ's-sake. Special thanks to the Secular Student Alliance for all their support!

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