Being Gay is Disgusting

Why would I take the time to paraphrase a book that has already been rewritten oh-so-many times? Put simply, it was to make it easier for you to discover and understand the Bible's contents, whether or not you consider it accurate. The first important step is to know what's in there, before you go praising or denouncing it, stupid! As four semi-random people with appropriate quotes once said:

I don't think most people realise what they believe. Many people have never stopped and analysed what their position is." - Kent Hovind, evangelical creationist (currently a long-term guest of the US Federal government)

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance." - Adlai Stevenson, politician

You cannot teach a man any­thing. You can only help him to find it for himself." - Galileo Galilei, astronomer (currently a long-term guest of Satan)

In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination." - Mark Twain, author

Fun Quotes

If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader.  If you have a billion, they call you a Pope." - Bill Maher, comedian

Family, religion, friends... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." - Montgomery Burns, business mogul, The Simpsons

I don't vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord's name." - Kenneth Parcell, NBC page program, 30 Rock

If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't want to know." - Linus van Pelt, in a letter to the Great Pumpkin