Being Gay is Disgusting

Let's get one thing absolutely clear: The Bible is totally the shit. And even though every sub-sect of every brand of religion disagrees on the exact meaning of Inerrancy, I defy you to find one bit that's not 100% historically accurate.

This video contains alleged contradictions that don't actually exist. Such is the pure Truth that these contradictions do not exist, that I urge you not to check for yourself. There's no point, because the contradictions are not present in the places where the author states that they are.

It makes no sense to me, nor to anyone who has common sense, which is to say, anyone who agrees with me, why one would go out of one's way to piss God off like this. Firstly, it's just mean. If the Bible is anything to go by, Yahweh gets really upset when people don't follow Him, or don't like Him.

Secondly, it's dangerous. The eternally forgiving Abrahamic God is just hanging out for any excuse to smite your arse, so questioning even obvious and stupid mistakes in the Inerrant Book is just asking for trouble, no?

And thirdly, it's pointless. People who believe in Biblical Inerrancy won't listen, and people who don't, won't care. It's a bit sad, really.

The creative force that arranged the constants of the universe, gave birth to galaxy clusters, quantum physics and DNA, invented love, knowledge and truth, and is capable of any miracle he could ever come up with - had fuck all to do with this raggedy old contradictory book of bullshit." - NonStampCollector

Apologists might often disagree as to how an apparent contradiction is to be best explained, due to nobody knowing for sure what the correct explanation is." - Conservapedia